Data Points: Make Sudafed From Meth
“N. would have taught high-school English well into his 70s, and when he finally retired, the other teachers (some of whom he’d once taught) would throw a huge party for him, to which everyone in town...
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Comedian Jon Daly wants to merge with golfer John Daly. [Jon Daly Is John Daly] SNL is getting sharper with its Juggalo parodies. [Hulu] This guy really doesn’t want to go to Medieval Times. [Best...
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Data Points: No Exit From MC Chris
Big Brother is “basically the Hunger Games as a real show.” [Brad O'Farrell] This picture from “My 6-Year-Old Judges Books by Their Covers” [Sunny Chanel on Babble]: Two people watch a video of two...
View ArticleData Points: These Are Some Data Points
“You would not want to read a whole essay about vegetables — all those blocks of text, so chunky — but if the information is presented in bite-sized form, you can handle that.” — “This is a list” by...
View ArticleData Points: It’s Funny Because Andy Borowitz Isn’t Funny
Katie Heaney, funny Twitter user and author of The Hairpin’s “Reading Between the Texts” column, has a book coming out. [KatieHeaney.com] An elegant video comments on Olympic hurdler Michelle Jenneke...
View ArticleData Points: Wizarding Genes and Bongs
“Magical ability could be explained by a single autosomal dominant gene if it is caused by an expansion of trinucleotide repeats with non-Mendelian ratios of inheritance.” A six-page letter to JK...
View ArticleData Points: Bikinis and Book Covers
Swimwear matched to book covers. The idea’s good enough, but the execution is impeccable. [MATCHBOOK] “Will’s piece on Santorum goes viral. Mackenzie’s Macbook keeps doing that spinny wheel thing when...
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On foreign policy, I was impressed that both candidates knew about the attack on our embassy. This is an important issue for me, as I consider myself a bit of an expert on Liberia. — “An Undecided...
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How the fuck is there more than one zombie? The first zombie gets infected and then tries to eat their first meal… and fails? Always? Why didn’t he eat the first person completely? Or at least to...
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Microsites that add “fuck” to things: still funny
Fucking click, fucking vote, fucking say “fucking” a lot. Via: The Hairpin
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Rick Santorum’s website uses a picture of 4chan creator Moot
That’s him sandwiched by Santorum (heh): Which is really just a great set-up for this exchange on Reddit’s /r/4chan: Im_why_Waldos_hiding: Rick Santorum has b/tard’s lurking in the ranks. No wonder he...
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On Inauguration Day, all presidents will be required to publicly apologize to the French people for being cisgendered (if they are cisgendered). They will have to apologize in French. — Slacktory...
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Whoa, hombre! Mucho questions for the Guyster about my new BESTaurant, Guy’s American Kitchen and Bar. First off, let me just say gracias – or, grassy ass, as the Fieri Familia says – for popping into...
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Business Rocks help you achieve a sex frequency and quality that you desire. This is the standing kind of sex that happens in kitchens and bathrooms, not the laying-down sex that happens in old person...
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A Slacktory holiday classic: The eight most depressing Christmas songs, from melancholy to slice-your-wrists.
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